Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.?
Student: Bad.
Interviewer: Come?
Student: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Student: fugly
Interviewer: fugly?
Student: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Student: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis.
Student: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Student: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Student: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Student: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: U are rejected.
Student: I m selected..
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