A Pole, a Russian, a nun, and a blonde ride the train from Warsaw to Szczebrzeszyn
Suddenly, a tunnel appears and the lights are out.
Then BAM! A faceslap!
Train reemerges from the tunnel and the Russian has a red face
The Nun thinks: "He must've grabbed the thigh of the blonde and got his punishment"
The blonde thinks: "Idiot, he must've mistaken the nun for me and he got slapped"
The Russian thinks: "Cyka Blyat! The Pole must've grabbed the blonde's thigh and she must've mistaken me for him and I got slapped"
The Pole thinks: "I swear, I'll fucking slap him again when we go through another tunnel."
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