"Do you want to insure this?" asked the clerk at the post office when I handed her my package.
"Nope," I answered. "The contents aren't breakable."
The guy behind me in line tapped me on the shoulder and remarked, "Maybe you ought to think about that. They are professionals. They can break anything."
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