a man blew his weekly pay cheque by staying out with his friends all weekend and partying. When be finally went home on the Sunday night, his wife was understandably furious. She berated him for over an hour before screaming, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two whole days?'
'As a matter of fact that would suit me just fine!' he replied defiantly.
So he didn't see his wife on Monday or Tuesday, but by Wednesday the swelling had gone enough so that he could just see her out of the corner of his left eye.
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