Dear Cosmo,
My husband has 16 years is not working. The only thing that does is get up in the morning, getting dressed and going to meetings with he's buddies. I know that not once cheated on me with the young girls who could be our granddaughters. He smoke expensive cigars and do not shy away from good spirits. We sleep separately. He says that I am old and ugly and it is not attracted. What to do? Hit him with a frying pan or just leave?
Signed: Bad-As-Hell
Dear Bad-As-Hell,
In no case do not give any man so treat yourself. My advice - pack up and walk away from him as soon as possible. Not to bow to the treatment of his mugs of the pan! Remember, you have to behave like a lady. In the end, you're a candidate for President of the United States.
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