My English is no good, sorry in advance.
A wife gets tired of her husband that he doesn't pay attention to her anymore. He'd come home from work, eat dinner, and be gone to sleep. Everyday. She decides to dress up all nicely, cooks the perfect dinner. In the evening the husband comes, sits down, silently eats the meal, and goes to sleep. Next day she dresses all sexy, lingerie, high heels, sets up candles on the table, sprays sensual aroma throghout the house. In the evening the husband comes, sits down, silently eats the meal, and goes to sleep. Next day, frustrated wife puts on a gas mask and sits at the table. The husband comes, sits down, starts eating his dinner. Impatient, the wife asks: "Honey, do you notice anything different at all in me today?". The husband lifts up his eys, looks at her. After a moment he asks: "Did you shave your eyebrows?"
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