In the year 2060, owning guns has been outlawed. Men and women clothed in black armor approach a small cottage. Inside the cottage is a man with a grey beard and a glass of scotch. One of the soldiers kicks down the old wooden door and proclaims, "We're here for your arms!" The Old man sits quietly, picks up the glass of scotch, and takes a swig. "You can't have my arms, I need them to eat and drink."
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