If anyone has seen the original Predator movie then you will know these 2 jokes.
I told my girlfriend the other day I wanted a little pussy. She said me too. Mine's as big as a house.
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and I said jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy. She asked me why I said it twice. I said I didn't.
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