The Vietnam war. A russian general is selling a vietnamese general some warplanes. "See here,"- says the russian general:" Push this blue button if you are losing a battle. Push this green button if you are really losing a battle. Push this red button only when you are really REALLY losing a battle." "Okay,"- says the vietnamese general:"We will take em.".
A few days later a vietnamese pilot is flying on one of the new planes. Suddenly two american planes come out of the clouds. The vietnamese pilot pushes the blue button and the plane gains speed. Then two more american planes come out of the clouds. The vietnamese pilot pushes the green button and the plane starts gaining attitude really fast. The vietnamese pilot sees that there are now ten american planes after him and pushes the red button. In the back of the cabin opens a small door and from it comes a big guy wearing a bearskin and a balalaika on his shoulder. He says to the pilot:"Muv aside, comerade, let ze russians do ur vork."
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