A girl and a boy, both young, sensual, and full of hormones, walk through the dense forest. At the countryhouse lives girl's father, an old and conservative man, so boy got absolute zero pussy while staying there: but now, in this impenetrable grove, there is a perfect opportunity.
"Hey, Anna, do you want to screw for a bit?"
"Sure", girl exitedly answers.
The boy clears out a bit of undergrowth and starts pulling down his pants; the girl is already undressed. Suddenly, he feels a terrible urge to pee.
"Sorry, I gotta take a leak, will be back in thirty seconds!"
"No, Ivan, I'm naked and don't you know that Fast Gonzales lives in these woods? As soon as you are gonna he is gonna, you know."
"Ok, sure, I'll just turn my back and pee here."
"He is named Fast Gonzales not for nothing!"
"Seriously? Alright, I'll turn my back, pee, and stick a finger in your cunt so that he doesn't start anything funny."
The guy turns his back and sticks a finger into fast Gonzales' asshole.
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