in NM i was tired af and i needed to find some gas... some mexican walking along the highway looked at us and gave me a thumbs up

A mahogany boob...

Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?

Installing XP .

Microsoft: YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU...

Give a cat a box...

Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life

Ashok s...

I was dead before I was born. I ll be dead after I m dead. Why waste this...

I heard somewhere...

You only remember things that you read, is that true?

Whats the...

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12.

This is...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem...

Cow crossing

Why did the cow cross the road :to follow the chicken

Two Forbidden Words

A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to...

They all laughed...

well...they are not laughing anymore!