So B.B. King met a fan of his one night. She gushed about how much she loved his music, seen him 50 times, and even got his name tattooed on her.
He asks where the tattoo is, and she says, "well, it's a little embarrassing. I actually got a "B" on each buttcheek. I was really drunk that night."
He laughs and said he'd love to see that, so she obliges. When she hikes down her pants and bends slightly forward, he says, " I thought you were a fan of mine...... Who the hell is BoB?"
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