The police officer asked the driver for his license and registration. As the driver handed the officer his license it slipped out of his hand and fell on to the pavement. The officer leaned over to pick it up, and as he did so his top hat fell off and cigarettes came out. The police officer picked up the cigarettes and put them back in his hat. As the officer handed back the license he said to the driver, "I bet you always wondered what we kept in our hats." The driver took his license and said to the police man, "I always knew it wasn't fucking brains."
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