so the woman tells her husband - "It's kind of annoying of your folks to show up without notice like that. To top it off, the fridge is almost empty... Look, here's how we'll do it. We'll tell them I made a beef stew with rice. Then when it's time to serve, I'll go to the kitchen, make a crashing sound with some dishes and yell: oh no, my beef stew! Then fuck it, I'll just bring the rice."
Everything proceeds according to plan. The wife goes into the kitchen, then the husband and parents hear a crash and a scream: "oh no, my rice!"
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