In honor of Ferguson:

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican were walking along a beach in the US.

After a while, they stumble upon a genie's lamp.

They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie, as one would expect.

The genie thanks them for freeing him, and offers them one wish each.

So the Mexican says, "This country is racist and petty. My people and I are continuously downtrodden and endure great hardships. I wish for all Mexicans to go back to Mexico, and never return to this prejudiced land!"

The genie waves his hand, and with a poof, the Mexican disappears.

Then the black man says, "For too long we have been oppressed by the white man. My people are never allowed to achieve their greatness because of bigotry, racism, and prejudice. My wish is to return all black people to whichever country in Africa they originated from, and for us to never return to this wretched land!"

The genie waves his hand, and with a poof, the black man disappears.

The genie then addresses the white man. "And what is your wish?"

"Let me get this straight. You're telling me that all the niggers and spics are out of America?" the white man asks.

"Yes," booms the genie.

"In that case," says the white man, "I'll have a Coke."