In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as 'I've blown the gasket on my 2000 Ford'...

Rather than 'I've just fucked my 15 year old Escort.'

The police still haven't seen the funny side; my laptop has been confiscated and my wife has moved in with her mother.

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