in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house

I know 10 facts...

Fact 1: You are reading this my post on reddit. Fact 2: You can't say the...

Do you like...

"In come dis pair of deez nutz!" - Nutz/McCubbins 2016

Who is Marylou?

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee...

An American moves...

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands. After 3 months he gets a knock...

The Crunch Bird

There are many variations on this joke, including an old cartoon from the...

Did you guys hear...

Apparently he was out standing in his field. When asked about how he won he...

Did you hear the...

He worked it out with a pencil

Reverend have you...

Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it...

Doctor: I've got...

Doctor: I've got bad news and good news. Which one do you want to hear...

How did the...

By going underground