In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags.

I'm not racist

I have a black president.

I asked God...

He replied "build it and they will come".

Estaba un se�or...

Estaba un se�or en un bar, y cada vez que el cantinero le servia un trago,...

Idaho

The official potato of your mom

Curiosity killed...

Curiosity is my dog.

Why did Donald...

So he could make America grate again.

An Englishman,...

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are all boasting to each other about...

My friend died...

He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his...

A man goes to his...

Man: Father, I have sinned. Priest: And how how have you sinned? Man: I...

What do you call...

A Cyclepath