A 200 pound feminist, a 230 pound misogynist and a 300 pound narcissist enter the contest and prepare to jump off the Burj Khalifa.
They jump off at the same moment. Who wins?
No one, because the narcissist becomes a natural satellite and the other two start gravitating around him
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