In a bus, a woman was trying to breastfeed her child, but her child refused to drink.
Woman: (angrily) If you don't want it, I'll give it to the man beside me!
After 20 minutes, the child still refuses to drink.
Woman: (became more angry) You really don't want it? I'll seriously give it to the man beside me!
Man beside her: Ma'am, you need to decide, I was suppose to be off this bus a while ago.
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