Reporter: "So, Severus, last question here. What is your favorite musician?"
Snape: "Well, like many of you, I love The Weird Sisters. But I have to admit that I happen to love one muggle rock band"
Reporter: "Really? What is the name?"
Snape: "It's Bon Jovi. I've been their fan for quite a long time. I believe since I listened to 'Runaway' for the first time."
Reporter: "Wow, that's interesting. Maybe I should start listening to muggle music too. And by the way, what is your favorite song, after all this time?"
Snape: "Always"
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