How To Impress a Woman:
Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Tease her
Comfort her
Hug her
Send her flowers
Wine and dine her
Listen to her
Care for her
Hold her
Support her
How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked..... with beer.
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