I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh.

Quick Eighteen Holes

Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two...

What do a redneck...

They both hate the government.

What is the...

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to...

Big, Fat, and...

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she...

How do you tittie...

Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit

A pew breaks...

The priest stops his sermon and asks "is there a carpenter in the house?"

En una oficina...

En una oficina est�n tres secretarias. La primera dice: "No se imaginan...

tree

what is a tree fave drink? root beer

My mom asked if i...

I said "Maybe".

There was a...

... I didn't win though, I came in second place.