I'm on the plane sitting next a cute girl.
We talk about our experiences in D.C and what we did over the weekend, which museums we went to yaddyaddyadah
I then ask her: "Did you go to see the monuments?"
She quickly but disappointingly responds: "yes, we went and saw all of them, but I'm not a huge monument person."
I respond: "oh, that's unfortunate. You know who is a giant monument person?"
Her interest peaked: "no, who?!"
Me: "Abraham Lincoln."
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She cracks up at the joke, and I proceed to not get laid as usual.
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