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I'm horribly sick, can't even keep water in, filled up with pepto and pedialyte, got Vaseline on my hole, sleeping on a yoga mat on the floor cause Im scarred I'll fart and shit the bed, thinking about how lowly and un dignified I am...

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Then I thought, at least I'm not a democrat.

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