I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic!

What happens if...

Simple, you get stoned twice

Your momma

Your mamas so poor, her tits are real.

I used to own a...

It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if...

Funny Van Goghs

Van Gogh After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist...

Stangy T

Yo shirt sooooo little i could see your heart beating. Yo shirt sooooo...

How to distract...

to distract an idiot scroll down to distract an idiot scroll up

When I was young...

It was tough. They really put you through your paces there

How many...

We'll get on it next week

[Sportsjoke] How...

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Q: What do you...

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.