I'm blonde

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting
in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did
not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm
not moving."


Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot
to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out
of the first class section.


Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,
and I'm not moving."


The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.


The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why
didn't anyone just say so."


Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her
that finally convinced her to move from her seat.


The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New
York."