I'm back together with my transistor but I don't know how long it's going to last this time

Guy walks into a...

Bartender asks "What is that?" He replies with "Oh you know, A redheaded-slut...

Why is Sven...

Because he was badly abused by his uncle when he was 5

Programming Humor

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone...

[OC] My therapist...

he said it was probably a Freudian slip.

What did the...

Nothing, it waved.

How are two gay...

They both had a mandate from heaven.

I feel sorry for...

Living without a brain must be difficult.

I like my coffee...

women: ground up and in the freezer.

High class brothel

About a month ago the President of the United States decided he had to get...

It can not get...

So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination.