"I'm a REAL woman"

I don't appreciate it when obese women say they have "curves".

Yes, you have *A* curve, and it goes all the way around.
There's the hourglass, and then there's you, the sphere shape.

"I'm a REAL WOMAN!"
"No, Jenny, you're 3 real women"

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