I'm a little sick and tired of people always saying that at one time or another, every single American president is guilty of something...

Bifocals

Bill is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Ralph just...

What do you get...

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

Did you hear...

He's not sure if he did it on porpoise.

Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out...

Olympic condoms

A man out shopping bought some new condoms. When he got home his wife...

Some say I think...

That's not true. Only the people around me do.

I'm going to run...

When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line.

Lets be serious...

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny... They just dont work

Vending machine

Q:What do monica lewinsky and a vending machine have in common A:they...

Going to the...

"The blonde patient pleaded with her psychiatrist. "Kiss me! Please, kiss...