I'll never forget how my grandfather died...

Every one in our family remembers it - he didn't hesitate, he looked calmly, then pushed forward, charging into the face of death, and managed to kill 5 of em' before a piece of shrapnel ended his life...

Meanwhile my grandma was shouting "IT'S A RED LIGHT!"

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