If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady...

That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Courtesy of Milton Jones, more jokes of his here. Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search?q=Milton%20Jones#ixzz3DeZDequD

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