If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

People say Steve...

I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life....

Head swapping

An old lady is very upset as her husband, Colin, had just passed away....

Smarter Than The...

By Maki Becker Special to the Times 28 August 1996The way police told it,...

What's a...

M'genta

What do you call...

A Bearillionaire. They say the old jokes are the best.

Ferguson...

Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...

blonde car

A blonde is in the car with her boyfriend and he asks her to stick her head...

How many dead...

Depends on how hard you throw them

I was going to...

But no one around here knows what the hell that is!

Every SQL...

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit...