and notice that yours are the only tracks being left I think a fun thing to do is to proceed while hopping on one foot for as long as you can. Maybe the next person going down that street will notice and think "What the H happened here?" and their mind will be blown. Or maybe they won't notice at all because they have bigger problems such as being short on next months rent or spousal infidelity. Either way - you win!
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