If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

Why do scuba...

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

sorority girls...

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles...

Baldheaded

a farmer was awakend by horrible sound in the late hours of the night. he...

Too drunk

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...

I was chatting up...

I said, "You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum." "Aww," she...

sorority girls...

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles...

Baldheaded

a farmer was awakend by horrible sound in the late hours of the night. he...

Too drunk

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...

I was chatting up...

I said, "You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum." "Aww," she...

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The...

Baldheaded

a farmer was awakend by horrible sound in the late hours of the night. he...

Too drunk

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...

I was chatting up...

I said, "You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum." "Aww," she...

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The...

Ya mamma

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

Too drunk

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...

I was chatting up...

I said, "You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum." "Aww," she...

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The...

Ya mamma

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

So how do you...

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_...

I was chatting up...

I said, "You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum." "Aww," she...

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The...

Ya mamma

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

So how do you...

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_...

I may be...

But at least I have each other

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The...

Ya mamma

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

So how do you...

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_...

I may be...

But at least I have each other

I asked a guy...

And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Ya mamma

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

So how do you...

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_...

I may be...

But at least I have each other

I asked a guy...

And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

So how do you...

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_...

I may be...

But at least I have each other

I asked a guy...

And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I may be...

But at least I have each other

I asked a guy...

And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Why do scuba...

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

I asked a guy...

And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Why do scuba...

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

sorority girls...

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles...

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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