Two cannibals are eating a guy. The first cannibal started at the head while the second started at the poor bastard's feet. After a few minutes the first cannibals ask 'How are doing?' The second called back, 'I'm having a ball!' Pissed to high hell, the first cannibal stands up and shouts, 'Slow down! You're eating too fast!'
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