If the UK could sing it would sang:

> But even then I knew I'd find a much better place

> Either with or without you

> The five years we have had have been such good at times

> I still love you

> But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own

> I guess it's just what I must do

THE HUMAN LEAGUE - "Don't You Want Me"

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