If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him?

Hillary's So...

Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!!!

The...

The Sherwin-Williams paint company has created a new color, "Blonde." It's...

Ike, Mike, and...

It was the early 60s and three brothers, Ike, Mike, and Mustard were taking a...

After sex last...

...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, "You know, you are by...

Question and...

Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever.

I just learned...

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.

A pair of strings...

A pair of strings walk into the bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So...

Another...

This was my grandfather's favorite, since we're doing this now: What...

A dolphin goes...

The barman says, 'Well, that was a bloody big tsunami!'

How do you make a...

Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her.