If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard...

Women are like sand.

The deeper you go, the wetter they get.

Why did Microsoft...

Because windows 7 8 9

Im going to make...

So when someone is like,"Oh that was great!!", ill know they're racist.

Abortion jokes...

So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it...

Have you heard...

Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy.

Why do Eyeballs...

Because they are filled with vitreous humor!

I seem to have...

They're really quite the noose ants.

A blonde who had...

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public...

I'm not racist

I have a black president.

What do Chinese...

Food.