If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

What's the best...

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

We've all seen...

But the true question is, can he lift the white man's burden?

I made a joke

I went out to a restaurant with 10 other folks. One of them said "I need to...

I came across...

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength...

An Indian goes...

An Indian goes into a convience store and says "Me needum to buy toilet...

A rabbi, a priest...

... are walking in the forest and find a large amount of golden coins. They...

Worst thing about...

...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers

What is Samsung...

Total recall

My dog has no nose.

My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful.

Lone Ranger

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth...