So JJ Abrams' Star Wars Episode 7 is on its way, and it seems likely another will follow. This joke is primarily for use in the future, after Episode 8 has been released. Keep it in your back pocket, and use when approrpiate.
Just remember, when Episode 8 does come out and this joke is super-popular, remember where it came from and who to send royalties to.
So, the joke:
> A Star Wars fan is looking through his friend's extensive movie collection. He's excited to find that his friend owns special editions of the Star Wars movies.
> "Oh yeah," says his friend, "I'm a pretty big Star Wars fan. I don't have Episode 8, cuz I didn't like it that much, but I have all the other Star Wars movies - I have the first Star Wars movie, the second Star Wars movie, the--"
> The Star Wars fan interrupts angrily, "I find your lack of Eighth disturbing."
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