Ice cream man

A boy hears the ice cream truck comming down the road and runs into his house to ask his mom for a dollar.


She agrees and gives him the dollar and with that he takes off running out the door... just in time to stop the truck.


The ice cream man says, "Alright son, what can I get you?"


The boy says, "What do you have?"


Ice cream man says, "Well, I have anything you see here...chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry."


The little boy thinks for a second and finally replies, "I will have chocolate!"


The ice cream man opens up his chocolate bin and says, "Sorry son, all out of chocolate."


The boy says, "You said that I could have anything that I see here and I see chocolate, I want chocolate!"


The ice cream man looks at the boy and says, "But son, we are out of chocolate, wouldn't you like some strawberry instead?"


The boy screams, "NO! You said I could have chocolate and that is what I want!"


The ice cream man thinks for a second and finally says, "Listen here...do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"


The boy says, "Yes..."


Ice cream man says, "Do you see the 'straw' in strawberry?"


Little boy says, "Yes...."


Ice cream man says, "Do you see the 'fuck' in chocolate?"


Little boy says, "UMM, NO!"


Ice cream man says, "That's cuz, THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE!"


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis