As we know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social functions over the years.
A couple of months ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many, and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I've never done before:
I took a taxi home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block, but because it was a taxi, they waved me on.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was amazing because I've never driven a taxi before, and I'm not sure where I got it.
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