I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

As we know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social functions over the years.

A couple of months ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many, and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.

Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I've never done before:

I took a taxi home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block, but because it was a taxi, they waved me on.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was amazing because I've never driven a taxi before, and I'm not sure where I got it.

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