I won $100 on a radio competition this morning.

The DJ called me and said, “We are going live in a few seconds, I’m going to ask you what you’re going to spend your money on and I want you to tell the listeners on air.”
“Okay” I replied.
He said, “3…2….1….. Congratulations to Lefty, our competition winner, what are you going to spend the money on?”
I said, “I’m going to spend it on air.”

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