There was three guys stranded on an island, they find a magic lamp in the sand, they pick it up and rub it, a genie comes out and says "you each have one wish".
The first guy says "I wish I was ten times smarter than I was before". So he get into the water and swims to land.
The second guy says "I wish I was twenty times smarter than I was before", So he builds a boat and rows to land.
The third guy says "I wish I was one-hundred tims smarter than I was before". So he turns into a woman and walks across the bridge.
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