At first I was afraid
Now I�m petrified
That I just can�t keep my GPA
of two point five.
I spent all those stupid nights...
I was just chilling way too long
And that was wrong
But now I know I must be strong
And now they�re back
They�re in my face
I�ve got 3 finals and 2 papers
to be done in just five days!
I should never have gone out
And I should never have partied
�Cause now all this work I have
It�s all piling up on me!
And I must go
to the library oh
To do research on those papers
And study harder than before
It�s hell, I�ll tell you that
and you know it�s not a lie
But I can�t crumble
I can�t lay down and die
Oh no not I!
I will survive!
If I keep a 2 point O
At least I�ll be alive!
I�ve got five more days to live
and I think my brain will give
But I�ll survive!
I will survive!
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