I Will Survive (College Version)


At first I was afraid


Now I�m petrified


That I just can�t keep my GPA


of two point five.


I spent all those stupid nights...


I was just chilling way too long


And that was wrong


But now I know I must be strong


And now they�re back


They�re in my face


I�ve got 3 finals and 2 papers


to be done in just five days!


I should never have gone out


And I should never have partied


�Cause now all this work I have


It�s all piling up on me!


And I must go


to the library oh


To do research on those papers


And study harder than before


It�s hell, I�ll tell you that


and you know it�s not a lie


But I can�t crumble


I can�t lay down and die


Oh no not I!


I will survive!


If I keep a 2 point O


At least I�ll be alive!


I�ve got five more days to live


and I think my brain will give


But I�ll survive!


I will survive!

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