I will sing of the blessings of the Lord.

During the Testimony period in a church service, The 16 year old Pastor's daughter stood up and said:
"Praise the Lord!"
Everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah!"
She continued:"Since the age of 13, I've been experiencing serious pain and bleeding every month and it was unbearable. At times it would last 3-5 days. But now, after a series of Bible studies with Brother Solomon in his house, the monthly pain and blood flow have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more bleeding. You can even see I'm getting fatter and prettier.
And I'm believing God to perfect my healing as we have started to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord!".

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