So, yesterday I drove over to the optician and had my eyes checked. The optician said I needed glasses.
I thought about it for a minute and asked if perhaps I would be better off with a monocle.
The optician looked puzzled, "A monocle?!, why would want a monocle?"
"I never drive after having more than one glass"
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