I went to my marriage counsellor today [NSFW]

I told him I wasn't sexually attracted to my wife anymore, He asked why I said she's just too lose, and I can't feel anything I just don't enjoy it as much as i used too. He suggested to me why don't i try the other hole? So i replied no way! she can get pregnant from that one.

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