After wandering around for a while, an employee in a colored apron approached me.
"Can I help you find anything, sir?"
"Oh, yes. Sure. I'm looking for a book about turtles."
"Hardback?" she inquired.
"Yep, and little heads."
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Retelling of a joke by Mark Simmons.
From a list of puns published here: http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2015/09/02/best-linguistic-jokes-of-the-2015-fringe/
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